Bonjour

I feel like every other post is an apology for not keeping this thing updated daily. So once again let me start off by saying I'm sorry blah blah blah. Things have been crazy here in Europe. London was absolutely amazing and I will have a couple good stories up about in the next few days.

I'm in Paris now and I'm in love. The women here are the most beautiful and most fashionable I've ever seen. NO JOKE... I was walking down the sidewalk and 4 out of every 5 girls were hot and 4 out of every 5 were wearing some kind of cute skirt or dress. I don't have time to write much because I've gotta start drinking... JUST KIDDING...but seriously I do so I gotta run. Here is a short list of post that will be coming in the next few days. You don't want to miss these next few stories. Some crazy stuff has happened the past few days. Here are the titles:

-Driving a Vespa Drunk. Good or Bad???

-I Visited Jim Morrison and Oscar Wilde at the Cemetery

-I Didn't Shower for Three Days and still Hooked up with a hot girl who made my top 5 : )

-Girls from Peru know how to Kiss

-I Popped Champagne with a Hot Girl in a Clown Suit below the Eiffel Tower

-The Louvre (need I say more)

and many many more to come : )